一篇在矽谷盛傳的笑話

inai

它打開了院子的大鐵門，衝向房門，當它接近那道木門的時候忽然改變主意往花園跑去，它朝向窗戶走去然後用頭去撞它好幾次，然後再跑回房門前等候。肉販看到一著彪形大漢開了門，然後開始凌虐這條狗！他打它、踢他、還大聲咒罵它！肉販實在不能忍受這種事，就跑去阻止這傢伙！
"你它馬的再幹什麼!?這是一條天才狗耶！我用我的性命擔保它絕對可以上電視！"
這男人就回答肉販："你說它聰明？這是這條笨狗第二次忘了帶鑰匙！"
這個故事告訴我們.....
不管你再怎麼拼命，老闆都不會滿足的！
這就是做為一條狗的宿命啊....

DGC

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.

He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please? The dog has money in its mouth, as well."

The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog.

So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop.

It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy.

"What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me! "To which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

hturigh

在翻譯成中文便這樣0.0
一個屠夫看在他的店是真的很驚訝，當他看到一隻狗來店裡面。他shoos他帶走。但後​​來，狗又回來了。於是，他去了狗，並注意到它在它的嘴一記。

他拿起紙條，紙條上寫著“我能有12香腸和一條羊腿，好嗎？狗有資金在口中，也是如此。”

屠夫看裡面，你瞧，有一個10元紙幣出現。所以他收了錢，把香腸和羊肉在一個袋子裡，將其放置在狗的嘴。屠夫是如此深刻的印象，而且因為它是在關閉的時候，他決定收攤，並按照狗。

所以，關他去。狗走在街上，當它涉及到一個平交路口;狗放下袋子，跳起來按了按鈕。然後耐心地等待，袋子口，用於燈打開。他們做的，它走在馬路對面，有跟著他一路屠夫。

狗然後來到一個公交車站，開始盯著時間表。屠夫是敬畏的狗停止總線拉其左腿起來，並得到它。屠夫如下狗到總線。狗則表明這是綁在腰帶售票員票。屠夫幾乎昏厥在這個視線，因此有其他乘客在公交車上。狗然後靠近駕駛席坐在看外面。一旦停止就在眼前，狗站在搖尾巴通知指揮。於是，沒等公交車到完全停止，它跳出了車，並運行到房子非常接近停止。

它打開了大鐵門，沖向門口。由於它接近那道木門的時候忽然改變主意往花園。它朝向窗戶，並擊敗它的頭靠在了好幾次，走回來，跳掉，並等待在門口。肉販看到一個大傢伙打開門，並開始濫用狗，踢他，衝他，咒罵他。肉販實在不能忍受這種事，就跑去阻止這傢伙。

“什麼在天堂的名字，你做的狗是個天才，他可能是在電視上，我的生活？！”對哪些人回應：“你說它聰明，這是本週第二次，這個愚蠢的狗忘了帶鑰匙。“